Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Toots on a plane.

Believe it or not, a woman managed to fart a plane out of the air.

Okay, technically she did it by lighting matches to try and cover up the smell of her apparently chronic flatulence, which freaked other passengers out and THAT served to force an unscheduled stop, but such details are rarely very funny.

I guess in this polarized 2-party world we live in, there are only 2 ways to look at this:

Liberal: This poor woman has a medical condition, and now she can't fly? Disgraceful.

Conservative: She's a terrorist. A farting terrorist.

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